Why God Made Moms

I got an email from my Mama that had some questions answered by 1st graders.  I was so stinkin' cute, so I asked Little E and Mr. BD a few questions about moms and wrote them down word for word...

Why did God make mothers?

Mr. BD - to take care of us

Little E - because they are girls

How did God make mothers?

Mr. BD - with his powers

Little E - a robot (huh?)

What ingredients are mothers made of?

Mr. BD - meat, skin, bones and blood

Little E - a baby

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mother?

Mr. BD - cause he though you were perfect for me

Little E - because you love Mr. BD

What kind of little girl was your mom?

Mr. BD - a great little girl

Little E - I don't know

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

Mr. BD - what he drinks, like not alcohol and stuff like that and you don't want him to get a tatoo

Little E - I don't know

Why did your mom marry your dad?

Mr. BD - cause you thought he was cute and hot and he was perfect for you

Little E - because she's a princess

Who's the boss at your house?

Mr. BD - dad and you

Little E - Me

What's the difference between moms and dads?

Mr. BD - moms have long hair and dads have short hair and they talk different ways, daddy talks low and mom talks high

Little E - I don't know

What does your mom do in her spare time?

Mr. BD - usually watches TV and relax

Little E - I don't know

What would it take to make your mom perfect?

Mr. BD - a lot of practice

Little E - I don't know

If you coud change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

Mr. BD - um...I would change her to be a mom that would do lots of things for us and want her to make lots of vegetables for us (think he was trying to earn mama points with this one)

Little E - I don't know

K, so maybe Little E is still to young to understand yet, but the answers she did give were pretty cute!  Outta the mouths of babes, I LOVE IT!